i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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