...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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