Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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