Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
In America we eat man semen.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize