so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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