The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize
