YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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