Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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