Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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