Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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