Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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