Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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