I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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