I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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