Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
