You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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