I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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