I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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