You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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