When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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