Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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