:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
