He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I know her cup size but not her name....
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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