so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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