Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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