I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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