I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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