At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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