Dual....:-)
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Randomize
