he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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