is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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