The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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