i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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