Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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