found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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