Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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