these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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