We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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