How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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