There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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