He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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