How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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