Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I wish i was in the wii world.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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