jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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