Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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