wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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