Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Is Oprah even human
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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