I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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