We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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