i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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