I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
No I am not eating basil off your cock
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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