Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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