3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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