Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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