Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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